targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret)

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.
(via letsgetonwithit)

(Source: sincerelynargis)


ed-kward:

my kitten is me in so many levels

like, i feel ya 

(Source: oldedsheeran)

guntoyourhead:

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch)