holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl)

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.

I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental)

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart


(Source: stanleykubricky)

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

terrakion:

i love being naked but i hate how i look naked

plantkitten:

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

(Source: andromeda4002019)